ROLL CALL: Jen & Angelina On A Desert Island?

Jolie and Aniston Trapped On A Desert Island?: Call off the U.N. and
tell Brad Pitt to power down the chopper, it’s just a stage play in New
York City. The improv Upright Citizens Brigade has a new show called, “Jen and Angie,” about what would happen if Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were aboard the same flight which
crashes, leaving them stranded on an island. We’re betting Jen convinces Angelina to open the hatch first.

When Duffs Fight Back!: Don’t mess with Hilary and Haylie Duff!
While leaving a divorce hearing for their parents, an overly aggressive camera crew harassed the sisters, according to a report and video footage from Houston’s FOX 26.
The Duff entourage and camera crew got into a scuffle with a reporter
slammed against a wall and a photographer ended up on the ground. The
Duff sisters were holding umbrellas to block the photogs’ shots – lucky
they didn’t go all Britney on them.

Poll Numbers Don’t Like Lynne Spears: The fallout from Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy continues. US Magazine.com took a poll of what their readers thought of Lynne Spears as a parent. A staggering 67% thought she was a “terrible” mother, with one reader saying, “This is an obvious situation of bad parenting on the part of Lynne… plain and simple. Maybe they need to see that the money wasn’t worth it in the end because it’s destroyed their family.” We’re guessing US Magazine just lost the Spears family subscription.

Lohan Chimes In On Teen Pregnancy: When Lindsay Lohan was asked by OK! Magazine what she thought about Jamie Lynn Spears being a pregnant teenage mother, she responded with, “Not much. Why do people think it’s such a big deal?” Let’s hope Lindsay isn’t the subject of the next US Magazine reader’s poll.

No Wedding Dress Baby Bump For Alba: Though Jessica is expecting, she’s not going to sport a wedding dress while she’s pregnant. A source tells US Magazine, “She doesn’t want to be pregnant in a dress!” It appears Jessica and Cash Warren, who currently have no plans to get married, will be waiting to walk down the aisle until after the Alba-Cash baby arrives.