ROLL CALL: ‘Jersey Shore’ Reunion Full Of Fist-Pumping Drama!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Sun Setting On ‘Shore’: Why must all amazing things come to an end so soon? Our love affair with GTL (gym, tan, laundry), The Princess of Poughkeepsie and dance battling is coming to a close on Thursday – yes, MTV’s “Jersey Shore” is ova! But fear not bedazzled man-tee lovers – more “Shore” is on the way in the form of a reunion show immediately following the season finale, which according to a New York Post source is “very dramatic.” MTV is reportedly considering bringing back the cast for another season and possibly mixing in new Guidos and Guidettes – or even getting a whole new cast. Interesting idea, but can anyone ever top The Situation or Snooki?

Another “Shore” Reunion: There’s another “Shore” reunion planned – at least according to Stephen Izzo, the guy who cast member Ronnie was arrested for punching in last week’s episode. Izzo told TMZ that he was sucker punched and is planning to show up at Ronnie’s court date next week. Izzo wants a rematch with the reality star – we say violence is never the answer, but we’d sort of like to see a rematch with Snooki and “The Hippo”!

Martha Works The Pole – And Kills It For Everyone Else!: Attention exotic dancers – pole dancing is officially over and completely un-sexy – thanks to this!

Mom Stripper Chic?: And speaking of working the pole… Oh Shauna Sand, this outfit isn’t OK for anyone – you, the child next to you or the public at large. We’re sending over turtlenecks and some mom jeans… Stat! XOXO – Roll Call!

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