ROLL CALL: Jessica Simpson’s Windy Moment

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Did Jessica Simpson Break Wind?: Thank you Us Weekly for giving us our favorite headline of the day: “Exclusive: Oops! Jessica Simpson Farts During Business Meeting” – really? According to the mag’s big get, Jess was in a meeting for her jeans line earlier this month when she let one rip. “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” an insider claimed (Roll Call stresses the word “claimed”). “Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.” We know what to say – big time bunk! Until we see some security camera footage of the alleged incident or hear an MP3 of the offending gas passing – we’ll continue to imagine Jess gas-free – at least during business meetings!

“Shore” Star Head To Law School?: Congrats to “Jersey Shore” star Vinny Guadagnino, who is headed for more than just a life of GTL! “I took the LSAT,” he told Us Weekly. “My score was decent. I had a plan that if my score was really well [sic], then I might of just went to Yale or Harvard… But it was just mediocre. I can get into law school. I had a 3.9 GPA, Latin Honors, but I’m doing this right now. Law school is always on the back burner.” With those 15 minutes clicking away, we think law school is a good idea – and with the amount of drunken brawls your co-stars seem to get into you’d have clients for years to come!

“Kell On Earth” Has Arrived!: We have high hopes for our favorite – and often nasty – PR fashion guru, Kelly Cutrone. Her new series, “Kell on Earth,” debuts on Monday on Bravo and the New York Post’s PopWrap has an exclusive look at a softer, more relaxed Kelly, HERE! But knowing how she loves to reduce aspiring models and would-be designers to puddles of tears – this new Zen Kelly will hopefully be a one-time thing!

“Mad TV’s” iPad: Steve Jobs unleashed Apple’s amazing iPad yesterday – but “Mad TV” beat him to the punch with this hilarious spoof from 2007. Not for the easily offended but good those who like a funny commercial spoof!