ROLL CALL: Kate Gosselin’s New Weave Made Her Cry

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Kate’s ‘Hate’ For Her New ‘Do!: Kate Gosselin may now have a new longer – less reverse mullet-esque – ‘do, but according to Us Weekly, the reality star “hates it.” “She thinks her hair looks over processed and damaged,” an insider told the mag. “She’s afraid people will think she’s one of Tiger Woods’ bimbos!” Her twins Cara and Mady were reportedly also not a fan of the hair makeover, screaming, “Eww!” when they saw their mom after the transformation. “They started laughing,” the source claimed. “Kate ended up in her room crying.” But, fear not Team Kate peeps! The mom is in the midst of damage control! “Kate has been trying different things, from headbands to ponytails to a Farrah Fawcett–style ‘do. She’s just not sure what she wants.” Well, we haven’t had a famous blonde celebrity shave her head in awhile – might we suggest a clean sleek bald look for Kate?!

“Jersey Shore’s” Pauly D Eyes Kim Kardashian: Now that the “Jersey Shore” cast is in the midst of their fleeting 15 minutes of fame, they’re telling Hollywood what (and who) they’d love to do! “I like comedy, action, anything,” Pauly D told Radar Online. “I’d do it all. I’d love to have a sex scene with Kim Kardashian. She is just bangin, that would be so hot.” Pauly, we can pretty much confirm that “situation” will never happen, but thanks for playing!

Another Miley Fashion Faux Pas?: Oh Miley, we know you’re trying really hard to let the world know that your not just a teen star – but is showing off your bra last night at LA’s Katsuya restaurant really a good idea? According to Us Weekly, she has dinner with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, and sipped a virgin watermelon cucumber mojito.

Noah Cyrus’ ‘Tik Tok’: It’s clear that Miley is not only rubbing off on the kids of the world, but also on her little sister Noah. We give Noah’s version of Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok,” the award of 2010’s first possible further sign of the apocalypse!