ROLL CALL: Kim Kardashian & John Mayer Walk Into A Bar…

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Sexual Napalm 2.0?: Kim Kardashian and John Mayer have collectively dated…(1,2,3,4,5,6,7…) we lost count after adding up all the pop singers and quarterbacks – but it’s safe to say the rocker and the reality star are no stranger to being in a relationship – but is the duo on the verge of being a new couple? According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Kim and John recently went on a date with a few chaperones. A Page Six source claimed, “They brought along other friends, but the idea was to see if they would hit it off.” In December, John previously slammed a report that he was seeing the reality bombshell on his Twitter, writing, “I see @kimkardashian at Sirius/XM and say hello like a gentleman and you want to spin a story at my expense? [Bleep] you!” Reps for John and Kim were unavailable for comment when contacted by Page Six – and a rep for the rocker was not immediately available for comment when contacted by Access Hollywood.

Hilary Goes Au Natural: Hilary Swank’s gown at ELLE’s 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute might have been chic, but – as E! Online pointed out – not everything she sported at Monday’s event was so sleek. Check out Hilary’s granola moment, HERE!

Filthy Couture Goes Bust!: If you were hoping to sport the fashion creations of “Jersey Shore’s” Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley – we hoped you hopped on that mesh halter-top train early! Her fashion line, Filthy Couture, has reportedly has gone the way of her co-star Angelina Pivarnick – as in bye bye! According to a Radar Online source, “due to trademark issues the company was shut down.” According to another source, a similar named clothing line threatened to sue J-WOWW’s company. Customers with unfilled orders were reportedly refunded. No word how many bronzer covered faces were smeared with tears upon hearing the news.

Kate Hudson: The Baby Boy?: Goldie Hawn was told Kate Hudson was a boy when she was first born! “I had a C-section, am I getting too intimate? I was lying there and they were slicing and dicing…[and] all of a sudden, out she comes and they say, ‘It’s a boy!’ And I was lying there going, ‘No, it’s a girl!’” Goldie told E! at ELLE’s 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. “I didn’t know what she was. I just felt she was a girl…I knew it was a girl and I looked and them and they said, ‘Oh, no…It’s a girl!’ And I thought what part of her anatomy are you looking at to make a mistake like that?” We’re guessing this is a story that Kate wishes her mom had kept to herself – but we love you for it Goldie!