Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Kim The Mayor?: Glendale, Calif. – you’ve been put on notice! Kim Kardashian is coming to run you… in “like in five years.” In an unaired clip from Sunday’s episode of “Khloe & Lamar,” Kim revealed her political aspirations to sister Khloe while they drove around looking for a parking spot. “I decided…I’m gonna run for the mayor of Glendale. You have to have, you know, full residency in Glendale. So for real… but it’s going to be like in five years. So I have to buy a house there,” the reality star said. And Kim thinks the Los Angeles suburb will support her. Adding, “It’s like Armenian town!” Who is going to tell Kim that becoming a mayor doesn’t get you a gift bag and that the job lasts longer than 72 days?
No Growing Baby Bump For Khloe: In more Kardashian news, despite reports that Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom are expecting, a source close to the reality star tells Access Hollywood otherwise. “Not true,” the source told Access when asked about the pregnancy rumors on Tuesday.
Heidi Montag Is Still Making Music?: After what can only be described as a colossal debut album failure, Heidi Montag is back with more music – sorta. The former “Hills” star dropped “Superficial” in 2010 and it sold less than 1,000 copies in its first week of release, and now she’s returned to the charts (or somewhere near the charts) with the EP, “Dreams Come True,” which has four previously released songs – “Your Love Found Me,” “Party Is Wherever I Am,” “No More” and “Overdosin.” So far, Heidi’s latest auto-tuned masterpiece has garnered a whopping three reviews on iTunes… all of which curiously got five of out five stars – we smell a Spencer!
Go On Vacation With Rihanna: Rihanna is naked yet again! The singer has shared recent photos from her vacation in Hawaii on her Facebook account, and when RiRi finds a waterfall, she appears to lose her top! Enjoy Rihanna’s trip to Hawaii, HERE!
Hey Girl, These Arms Were Made For Amazing Things: Ryan Gosling turned up at LAX and he mistakenly brought the guns – we mean his arms! No word what his ripped limbs – that he uses to save journalists from getting hit by taxis and break up fights on the streets of New York City – plans are, but we’ll be watching. Enjoy some Ryan Guy Candy, HERE!
-- Jesse Spero