ROLL CALL: Kristin Cavallari ‘Jealous’ Of ‘Jersey Shore’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Anything “The Hills” Can Do – Snooki Can Do Better!: In some, “well duh” news, the cast of “The Hills” appear to be seeing green from the orange-tinted ratings glow of “Jersey Shore.” “I’m not going to lie, I’m kind of jealous,” Kristin Cavallari told Us Weekly over the weekend in Las Veags. And what exactly is Lauren Conrad 2.0 jealous of? Possibly “Shore’s” reported whopping 3.2 million viewers. A mere 1.72 million people watched the October Season 5 finale of “The Hills,” which no longer features series star Lauren Conrad. KC, might we suggest pickles and some time in the tanning bed?

Brangelina’s Six Hour Dinner!: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had quite the recent dinner – reportedly for six hours! According to People, the powerhouse couple dined at NYC’s Alto with three friends, where they enjoyed a four-course prix-fixe meal. The entire table reportedly dined on pasta and various entrees, including sirloin, fish and squab. Following their lavish meal, someone from the Brangelina camp called and thanked the restaurant’s events coordinator for a great night.

What A Tangled Web Miley Wears: Would someone please tell Miley Cyrus that cobwebs are never chic – and while we’re pointing things out, neither are those acid washed jeans!

Snooki Hits The Pole: In case anyone was wondering what the face of a reality starlet success looks like, “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki shows us while reportedly getting paid $10,000 to party at Florida’s Seminole Hard Rock on Sunday night. Tic toc Snooks, 14:59 and counting. And because we can never get enough of the pint-sized Princess of Poughkeepsie – a bonus Snooki – that has kept us laughing all morning!