Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
The Fate Of Gaga’s Meat Dress Revealed!: Lady Gaga’s VMA meat dress could have ended up as a nice steak dinner – but according to designer Franc Fernandez, the meaty frock is currently being dehydrated! “The dress will go through a process where it becomes a sort of ‘jerky’ and will be archived,” Franc told Access Hollywood. We hope Franc has some teriyaki seasonings nearby.
Kim’s New Girls!: “The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s” Kim Zolciak has something new and fake – and we’re not talking about her wig or her new single “Google Me.” “My boobs looked crazy and saggy,” the reality star recently told InTouch Weekly, when asked about her new breast implants. “I love my new boobs. They’re so perky. I feel fantastic!” No word if Kim’s “Big Poppa” approves – or, if he paid for them!
Teresa’s Table Flipping Contest Squashed!: In more “Housewives” news, Teresa Giudice’s planned table-flipping contest at The Funkey Monkey in Wilmington, Delaware has been cancelled (sorry leopard print loving ladies of Delaware!), TMZ reports. Bravo reportedly found out about the planned contest, which Teresa was scheduled to host, and told her to not go forth and flip! Now the bar is reportedly hosting a Teresa look-alike contest… an army of Teresa clones? The bar’s tables stand no chance!
Loving Love’s Look: We’d like to give a big thumbs up to Courtney Love’s new style that she’s been sporting this week at various events in New York City… dare we say — from haggard to hottie? Check her out, HERE and HERE!
Happy Fall Y’all!: Roll Call loves the fall, almost as much as we love nasty falls. In honor of the changing of the seasons, a poor model (aka - runway road kill!) face planted this week in the Burberry show during London Fashion Week – right in front of Sarah Jessica Parker, Cat Deeley and Anna Wintour! In other falls, former “Bachelorette” Jillian Harris recently took a leap of faith, right off the side of a cliff! And the best fall of the year so far?… cue the drum roll… Lady Gaga tripping on her massive platform boots at London’s Heathrow Airport this past summer. Roll Call is thankful that she wasn’t wearing a meat dress when she fell! Could you imagine the carnage?