ROLL CALL: LC & KC’s Showdown!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LC & KC Tossing The Eye Daggers!: MTV’s cameras might have stopped rolling on former “Hills” queen bee Lauren Conrad, but that doesn’t mean the drama has stopped. According to People, it was a full-on silent death stare match between LC and new “Hills” empress Kristin Cavallari when they crossed paths this week at Hollywood’s MI-6. They reportedly shot death glares at one another and didn’t speak the whole night – and of course Lo Bosworth was nearby for LC to whisper, what we can only assume, were nasty things about KC. They might not live in Laguna Beach anymore, but it’s still just high school for these frenemies.

Ed Introduces Jessica To The ‘Rents: “Gossip Girl’s” Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr appear to be getting serious. The British actor reportedly introduced Jessica to his parents as his girlfriend during their NYC visit this week, according to The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher. This would warm even Chuck Bass’ heart.

New May-December Couple Alert!: Mary-Louise Parker has something new, young and shiny on her arm, singer Charlie Mars. According to The New York Post’s Page Six, the 45-year-old “Weeds” star was seen at Relix magazine’s party supporting the 25-year-old singer – and there’s talk that she allegedly stole him away from his previous journalist girlfriend….tsk tsk MLP, didn’t we learn anything when Billy Crudup left you for Claire Danes?

Tom Gets Taken For A Ride: Hey Tom Cruise, we’re glad someone took you out for a drive! XOXO, Roll Call!