ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan Cut From ‘Machete’ Trailer

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LiLo Sliced & Diced From New “Machete” Trailer: In yet another blow to Lindsay Lohan, the actress has been axed from the trailer for her upcoming movie, “Machete,” directed by Robert Rodriguez. The 24-year-old, who was ordered to jail for 90 days earlier this week for violating her probation, was featured in the movie’s first trailer in May, but the new spot is LiLo-free – minus her name in the trailer end credits. See the new “Machete” trailer, HERE and the first trailer (with LiLo as a gun-licking nun), HERE!

LiLo’s Next Great Work?: Is Lindsay looking to transition into a new field of work? Or is she just being crafty? On Thursday night, LiLo, mom Dina and sister Ali traded in a night of clubbing for a night of creativity, E! Online reported. The Lohan ladies were spotted at an art supply store in Hollywood stocking up on supplies. No word if she getting supplies for art work that she’ll hang on her jail cell walls.

Are Katy & Russell Having An Island Wedding?: Katy Perry will reportedly try to make an honest man out of Russell Brand in Maui in late October, the New York Post’s Page Six reported. The couple will reportedly have a small intimate ceremony in a secluded private area of the island. Smart move by Katy, since it’s an island, if Russell turns out to be a Runaway Groom – he won’t be able to get too far.

Alexander Skarsgard Rocks Out With His…: “True Blood’s” Alexander Skarsgard has popped up in some behind the scenes footage from his new movie, “Beyond the Pole,” and it should satisfy all the Fang Bangers out there looking for their sexy vampire fix. According to PopWrap.com, “Beyond the Pole,” is a “a faux-documentary about a film crew following the first carbon neutral, organic, vegetarian expedition ever to attempt the North Pole” …our eyes glazed over by the time we go to the word organic – but we woke up when Alexander took off his clothes and grinded on his male co-star. See his “Pole” work, HERE!