ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan – The Gatecrasher?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo’s Above Guest Lists & Velvet Ropes: Lindsay Lohan apparently doesn’t care that she’s not on the list. According to The New York Post’s Page Six, the starlet reportedly threw a fit when she couldn’t get into the Ray-Ban Aviator event in New York City on Wednesday. “She crashed at 9:30 PM and demanded to be let in, even though the venue was closed,” a Page Six spy claimed. “She started arguing with the security guy and screaming for him to f**k off.” She was then reportedly let in to the event. Let’s hope the bartender didn’t refuse to pour her a drink, or that she was made to wait in line for the restroom.

A “Housewife” WTF?!: “Real Housewives of New York City” star LuAnn de Lesseps has reportedly scored a record deal!? Yesterday we gave you a taste of LuAnn’s singing skills (or lack thereof) – and in news first reported by E! Online’s Marc Malkin and confirmed by Access Hollywood, the classiest of all the “Housewives” has inked a deal with Ultra Records – whose roster includes electronic / dance artists Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, David Guetta and Morcheeba. LuAnn addressed her inability to hit some of her notes, telling E!, “In life, we don’t always hit the ‘high note’ but I wanted to go out and do my best because I have always loved to sing.” Well, clearly, if you love to sing, then you should get a record deal… it worked for William Hung, so why not the Countess!

“True Blood” Season 3 Trailer Drops: “True Blood” returns on June 13, and HBO has released the first trailer! Sookie kissing Eric, Sookie snuggling up with werewolf Alcide, Sookie with a gun! June 13 can’t get here quick enough! Get a sneak peak of all the upcoming action in Bon Temps, HERE!

Terrance Howard Gets Called Out: In news that is a tad mean, but still funny, the Neptune Theater in Seattle totally called out Terrance Howard for not making it into “Iron Man 2.” See the actor getting clowned on the theater’s marquee, HERE!