Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Madonna Not “Hung Up” On Sarah Palin: It’s safe to assume Madonna won’t be sporting a McCain/Palin button anytime soon. During her song, “I Love New York,” Tuesday at NYC’s Madison Square Garden, Madge told the audience, “You know who can get off of my street? Sarah Palin! I’m gonna kick her a** if she don’t get off of my street!” In related news, free Madonna albums are available curbside in front of most Wasilla households.
Vanessa Is Stumped On Zac’s Gift: Vanessa Hudgens better start thinking fast and big. Boyfriend and “HSM3” co-star, Zac Efron, is turning 21 in just 10 days and Vanessa doesn’t have a gift for him yet. “I don’t know [what to get] yet,” she told People at the London premiere of “High School Musical 3: Senior Year.” “But I guess I have to think of something quick!” Might we recommend a nice pomade? Zac’s current gelled look isn’t working for us so much!
Sharpay Needs A Strong Man: Ashley Tisdale has a warning for insecure jealous guys looking to date her — TTYN (Talk to you never!). “I’m always surrounded by good-looking guys, like Zac Efron,” the “HSM3” star told Seventeen magazine. “So I have to be with someone who’s not going to get jealous about any of that, or when I’m kissing somebody in a scene.” So in other words, KITTT (Keep in touch to Tisdale) self-assured hotties!
Sarah & Jimmy Back In the Saddle?: Sarah Silverman is not saying whether she and ex Jimmy Kimmel are back together, but she did say they’re looking to other famous Hollywood exes on how to proceed. “We talk every day. It’s fine, it’s great,” she told the New York Times on Tuesday. “I’m doing his show at the end of the month. We’re very Demi and Bruce.” But who will be their Ashton Kutcher? Too bad Matt Damon is happily married!