ROLL CALL: Madonna To Wed Brazilian Model – Kabbalah Style?

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Madonna & Jesus To Wed?: In news we won’t believe until we witness it – according to Jesus Luz’s dad, Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz, Madonna and the 22-year-old model are planning to wed… Kabbalah style. “The kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy,” he said in an interview with Brazil’s Quem (Who) magazine, as reported by The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher. “I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity.” Until we see Madge in her famous VMA “Like A Virgin” wedding dress, we’re not buying it!

Jay-Z’s ‘Big Pimpin’’ Demands: If you want Jay-Z to play at your event, you better have lots of cash – and good peanut butter and jelly! According to the Smoking Gun, who obtained a copy of the rapper’s rider for an University of Arizona show last April, Jay-Z had a slew of interesting demands. Besides his $750,000 fee for performing, the rapper wanted a late-model black Maybach, a 72 degree dressing room stocked with Sapporo beer, vodka, tequila, and two bottles of $300 champagne – plus “Good Quality” peanut butter and jelly. Because what else goes better with expensive champagne than some good PB&J?!

Hugh Talks The Birds & The Bees: Hugh Jackman told People that he recently had the ‘birds and the bees talk’ with his eight-year old son Oscar. He also warned his son about not using his fame to meet girls. “I try to tell him that he not use me to get to them,” Hugh said with a laugh. So we’re guessing no, “wanna come over and see real Adamantium claws?” pick-up lines in young Oscar’s future.

Audrina’s Blonde-ish Moment!: And in major breaking important news – “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge has gone blonde! “This actually is like my natural color,” she told People. “Dirty, light blonde… it’s summery! And I’ve been kind of wanting a change for a while now — so I love it!” Be sure to check back for any further developments on this gripping story!

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