Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Megan Fox: These Robots Are Making Me Sick: Director Michael Bay announced a third “Transformers” movie will be hitting theaters on July 1, 2011, on his Web Site on Thursday – and he also told Megan Fox to consult with a doctor before getting on board. “Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture,” Bay wrote. “Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.” Awww snap! And your comeback Megan?
RPattz & KStew’s Night Out: Let the “Twi-mance” rumors continue! People spotted Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart this week at a private party at Players Chophouse in Vancouver. “Rob and Kristen stayed pretty close together throughout the night, often going outside to chat with other guests they seemed to know,” a mag spy said. Uggg, just get photographed kissing already so we can move on to obsessing about Taylor Lautner’s rumored exploits.
Stephanie Pratt: Queen Latifah Should Play Me On The Big Screen: Oh Stephanie Pratt, it’s not easy to make Spencer look like the smart Pratt, but you’ve somehow accomplished just that. When asked by MTV who she’d like to see play the character loosely based on her in the just announced big screen adaptation of Lauren Conrad’s “L.A. Candy” novel, “The Hills” star showed off her casting director skills. “I would probably say Queen Latifah. I love her. I really love her,” she said. “Someone more in my age … does that mean Christina Applegate is too old to play me too? OK, Ashley Tisdale.” We’d like to suggest a Fraggle, Muppet or a bag of rocks to play “The Hills” starlet.
‘Man Men’ Muppets: And speaking of Muppets, the loveable plush puppets give their spin on “Mad Men.” Check out Muppet Don Draper, HERE!