Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans
by Jesse Spero
Britney's Air Is Let Out: The notorious pop star had a pop of different kind on Monday night. The recently hospitalized singer got a flat tire while driving in Brentwood, Access Hollywood has confirmed. Brit abandoned her car in the middle of traffic, and hitched a ride from one of the many photographers trailing her. Needless to say, her car was impounded by the Los Angeles Police Department. If Brit doesn't pick up her car in the next 120 days, it will be sold at auction, the towing company told Access. Ready your bidding paddle!
Jessica Alba Dishes On Zac Efron: Jessica Alba has some unflattering thoughts about Zac Efron's look that you can read about in the February issue of Elle, reports Page Six. She said of the first meeting with the "High School Musical" star, "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.'" No word yet on how many Jessica Alba DVD's have been destroyed by angry junior high girls.
Clooney Takes Jabs Jamie Lynn Spears?: When George Clooney was asked what he thought about Nicole Kidman's pregnancy news, he reportedly told E! News, "At least she is older than 16," reports PageSix. No word yet on how many George Clooney DVD's have been destroyed by angry "Zoey 101" fans.
Paula Abdul's Aviation Aversion?: It appears Paula Abdul is not a fan of flying. The "Idol" judge was alledgedly spotted at the Continental Airlines terminal of LAX over the holidays having an epic-sized freak out, according to a report on Radar Online. A source claims, "She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled 'Poltergeist' voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't care." No word on who Michael, Sidney, and Leslie are, but we're guessing they took a different flight.
Miley Cyrus Fans Cry Body Double Foul: Hannah Montana fans, who shelled out hundreds of their parent's dollars to see the young pop star sing and dance, are not happy about an apparent double sighting of Miley in concert, reports OK! Magazine. The angry fans told the mag during the song "We Got the Party," Miley disappears into a crowd of dancers, then reappears seconds later in a new outfit and dances with her back to the audience. "Needless to say I was furious!" an angry fan told the mag. "I paid good money to see the concert. I was disappointed and I felt like I was played for a fool."