Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Miley & Liam Get Cutesy Over Cookies: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth continued to rekindle their relationhip over the weekend. The duo was spotted at Katsuya in Brentwood, Calif., cuddling on a couch in the restaurant’s Dragon Room. According to People, said that Miley munched on cookies and milk while whispering in Liam’s ear. Why one would order milk and cookies at a sushi restaurant is beyond us, but we’re happy to hear these two lovebirds are continuing to chirp.
Kim Spilts With Yet Another Football Player!: Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin are reportedly dunzo! According to E! Online, the reality starlet and the wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys have split. “It was mutual,” a source close to the former couple said. “It was because of their lack of time spent together and busy schedules. It just wasn’t realistic that they could make it work.” No word how many cartwheels Justin Bieber did upon hearing the news.
Spencer To Split With ‘Only Friend’: Spencer and his flesh beard – whom he refers to as his “only friend,” are parting ways. “I’m really sorry to see it go. For months it was my only friend, and a perfect place to save leftovers,” Spencer told TMZ of his mountain man-worthy beard. “I’m really hoping I can donate it to a worthy cause, like Donald Trump’s head.” A photo of Spencer’s flesh beard glued to Trump’s head would cause the Roll Call staff to die of joy and disgust.
“Jersey Shore’s” Angelina Gets Snooki’s Sloppy Seconds – Again!: The women of “Jersey Shore” are quite green when it comes to recycling their men. First, Snooki hooked up with co-star Vinnie, which was followed by an Angelina/Vinne “smoosh” – and now Angelina has taken Snooki’s scraps yet again! According to Radar Online, Angelina has been spotted out & about with Snooki’s ex, Jeff Miranda. The new self-described guido duo was spotted hitting the town together numerous times over the weekend in Jersey. This proves that under those unearthly orange glowing tans, mountains of makeup and aerosol drenched hairdos – lay two environmentally conscious hearts… thumping to the pulse of bad house music.