ROLL CALL: Nicolas Cage Reveals Past Encounter With Naked Fudgesicle-Eating Trespasser

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Nic Cage & The Naked Fudgesicle Caper!: Nicolas Cage – star of the upcoming “Trespass” with Nicole Kidman – revealed that he’s had his own experience with breaking and entering. “I was living in Orange County in Los Angeles at the time, I was asleep with my wife, my 2-year-old at the time was in another room,” he told reporters at the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival this week. “And I opened my eyes and there was a naked man in my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. It sounds funny. But it was horrifying. He ran into my bathroom, and I said, ‘What are you doing in my house? Get out of my house!’” Despite the break-in, the actor didn’t try to throw the book at the Fudgesicle-loving individual. “And I did talk him into getting out, and some people came and they put him into a facility. I didn’t press charges because I realized he wasn’t all there,” he added. In honor of this wonderful Nic Cage nugget, we give you “SNL’s” Andy Samberg doing his Cage impression. “Get in the Cage!” HERE!

Natalie’s Little Swan!: In much cuter news, Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied were spotted in Geneva, Switzerland on Wednesday with their 4-month-old son, Aleph, looking adorable. Check out the happy family, HERE!

Sofia, Whatcha Buying?: Speaking of babies, “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara was spotted shopping for prenatal vitamins in West Hollywood, Calif., on Wednesday leading many to speculate if the Emmy nominee is looking to expand her family with boyfriend Nick Loeb. Check out Sofia’s curious purchase, HERE!

Leave Christina Hendricks Alone: Oh TMZ, is there no shame in your game? The website site caught up with the “Mad Men” star on Wednesday where they asked her, “Do you ever get tired of everyone talking about the twins?” Judging from the actress’ response to the question, we’re going to assume her answer is, “Yes!”