ROLL CALL: Only Edited Carrie Bradshaw For Miley & Jessica Simpson’s Presidential Mission

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Miley A ‘Sex and The City’ Wannabe?: Miley just can’t seem to catch a break. After her provocative photos caused quite a public ruckus, Miley’s TV watching habits are now raising a few eyebrows, People reports. Miley told Vanity Fair that “Sex and The City” is her “favorite show.” The young star told the mag she tries to emulate the HBO show on her own hit Disney show, saying, “If you watch ‘Sex and The City’, like the way the friends are, the way that it’s dry and they all have distinct characters – that’s a thing we try to do on our show.” But fear not Carrie Bradshaw fans, Miley isn’t watching the real Carrie and Pals. “The show she watches is completely sanitized. She watches it on TBS,” a source close to Miley told the mag. (TBS airs a toned downed version of the series.) “[Miley’s mom] Tish doesn’t allow HBO in the house. They only have basic cable.” A mega tween millionaire with only basic cable? There’s really no end to the injustice that Miley must endure!

Bush’s Mission For Jessica Simpson: President Bush is hoping to enlist the help of Jessica Simpson this summer– and her notorious jinx, Us Weekly reports. “We’re going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention,” the President joked with the Super Bowl-winning New York Giants during their White House visit on Wednesday. No word if Jessica, who is known for her patriotism, will take up the President on his offer, but we wouldn’t be shocked to see a Clinton or Obama bumper sticker on the back of Jessica’s car very soon.

Jake The Chef?: Jake Gyllenhaal is reportedly the latest celeb getting into the restaurant game, according to Britain’s Big Hospitality. The actor is reportedly in the early planning stages of an “organic restaurant project.” Jake will reportedly travel all over Italy collecting ideas for his eatery. If Jake’s restaurant turns out to be a dud, there’s always Robert De Niro’s, Morgan Freeman’s, Eva Longoria-Parker’s, Sandra Bullock’s, Ashton Kutcher’s, and Jennifer Lopez’s to go to.

The Beckham’s Heat Up Hyde: David and Victoria Beckham were spotted at West Hollywood hotspot Hyde, getting quite intimate with each other, People reports. Posh reportedly put her hand on the inside of David’s thigh for most of the night, along with draping her arm around his shoulder and kissing him on the cheek, while she chatted with a gal pal. Get a room already you two! Or go home to your palatial mansion.

Calling All Cougar Lovers: It was bound to happen, a cougar dating reality show is in the works! TV Land is developing a dating show where young men compete for the love of a “sexy and accomplished mature woman,” Variety reports. The “untitled cougar project” is set to air in early 2009. No word on who the lucky cougar is, but we know we’ll be tuning in to hear all the roars and growls! Get ready boys, it’s cougar hunting season!