ROLL CALL: Orlando Snubs Nicole And Mary-Kate & Donna Martin Is ‘90210’ Ready

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans

Mary-Kate & Nicole Dine: Mary-Kate Olsen and new mom Nicole Richie, along with a gaggle of friends, were spotted having dinner at Chateau Marmont in Hollywood, People reports. Mary-Kate reportedly skipped dinner in favor of smoking while Nicole reportedly ordered potato-crusted halibut, which she ate with her fingers. Orlando Bloom was also at Chateau Marmont, and stopped by the girl-filled table, but reportedly snubbed Mary-Kate and Nicole. Sounds like someone better learn how to use her fork and knife if she wants some Orlando attention.

Donna Martin Is On Board: As previously reported by , a remake of “Beverly Hills 90210” is in the works, and one of the original cast members, Donna Martin, played by Tori Spelling, is ready when (and if) the producers of the new show come calling, People reports. “I could be one of the main character’s young step mom,” Tori told the mag. “Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny, too, considering Donna Martin was America’s most infamous virgin.” Nothing says comedy gold like virgin turned sex ed teacher.

Kelly Taylor Not So Much: One “90210” cast member that might be more difficult to get back to the famous zip code is Kelly Taylor, played by Jennie Garth. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the actress has signed on as the female lead on CBS pilot “My Best Friend’s Girl.” Brenda… are you out there? Dylan? Heck, we’d settle for David Silver!

Miley’s Movie Fight Night: Recently re-named Miley Cyrus and dad, Billy Ray, were spotted at CityWalk at Universal Studios catching the Sean Faris underground fight club movie, “Never Back Down,” People reports. First rule of Miley’s fight club, never, like ever- seriously- I’m being, like…. totally so serious right now – talk about Miley’s fight club (Unless Nick Jonas is asking!).

More Britney Sitcom Clips Surface: In more good Brit news, the pop queen’s rave reviews as a sitcom guest star continue to pour in. Check out these new clips of Britney on “How I Met Your Mother” airing March 24th on CBS. One of the networks really needs to offer Brit a development deal already!