ROLL CALL: Paris Hilton Goes ‘L Word’ & Britney’s Men Denied

Paris Hilton To Appear On ‘The L Word’: Paris Hilton, who has been spotted gal-paling recently around the Los Angeles lesbian nightclub scene, might have been doing research. The aspiring actress has announced she will appear on Showtime’s popular lesbian themed series, “The L Word,” Parade Magazine reports. “It’s true. I have no idea what kind of character I’ll be playing, but it’s a good show,” Paris told the mag regarding rumors of her appearance. No word yet if Paris is planning to trade in her Range Rover for a Subaru hatchback.

Lufti Scoffs At Restraining Order: Britney Spears’ manager, Sam Lutfi, who has been ordered not to have any further contact with the hospitalized pop star tells Us Magazine that the restraining order against him, “won’t last. They’re never gonna be able to rule her forever.” Funny — we were just saying the same thing about him a coupla weeks ago!

Adnan Denied!: Speaking of the men in Britney’s life who seem to be stuck talking to the Spears’ family hand, Britney’s photographer boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, tried to visit the pop star Tuesday at the UCLA Medical Center, only to be denied Lynne Spears, PageSix reports. A source tells the paper he left with flowers and gifts and looked upset. That will teach Adnan a thing or two about bringing Britney carnations.

Leo Reunites With Ex: The actor and ex-girlfriend Bar Refaeli reunited south of the border Monday in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, PageSix reports. The couple reportedly split last October after dating for a year. No word yet, if the former couple is back together. We’re guessing that what happens in Puerto Vallarta, stays in Puerto Vallarta.

Teri Licks A Little Of The Lip Lawsuit: Teri Hatcher has won a ruling in a sticky feud between rival lip plumper companies (yes, you read that correctly). Hatcher was promoting CityLips, a lip plumper made by City Cosmetics, which Hydroderm thought was a little too similar to their Volumizing Lip Serum, The Associated Press reports. The case is now headed to arbitration, plump lips and all!