ROLL CALL: Paris Hilton… The Bunny Savior

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Paris: The Bunny Savior!: Paris Hilton might be in the midst of a Las Vegas drug charge, but the heiress still has enough time to save bunnies that were headed to the bottom of a snake’s stomach! “I rescued 20 [bunnies.] They are now happy living in my backyard. They are all so happy, so nice to have changed their fate,” Paris Tweeted, while also uploading a photo of herself feeding her new furry pals. “The bunnies were meant to be feeders. I saw them at the petstore & they told me they were for snake food and I had to save them.” Access spoke to the Los Angeles County Department of Animal Services on Friday, who said the reality star would not be cited for having so many bunnies in one house. Licenses are only required for cats and dogs – the same rules apply to baby opossums – which she also has. How many more random pets does she need before we can classify her as the Crazy Animal Rescue Lady?

“Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice To Release Fragrance!: There appears to be no stopping “The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s” Teresa Giudice. “I just signed with ICM [International Creative Management, a leading talent agency], so yes, you’re going to be seeing a lot more of me! I’m also releasing my own fragrance, a makeup line — and a line of cookware,” the reality star told Yahoo’s Goddess blog. We can only imagine what sort of scent Teresa will be creating, but we hope she’s able to capture the unique smell of someone flipping a table while yelling obscenities in a leopard print dress. For fun, we’d like to remind our readers of her recent commercial for Sizzle Tanning Salon in New Jersey! Her wonders never cease to amaze us!

Baby Gudio Vinny!: Speaking of The Garden State, Radar Online has unearthed childhood photos of “Jersey Shore” star Vinny Guardino. Even as an innocent 10-year-old, Vinny was rocking some major bling. See our favorite shot of a pre-GTL Vinny, HERE!

Did You Register For Gaga 101?: Lady Gaga, “Twilight” and “Mad Men” as college classes – where does the Roll Call team sign up? E! Online has a fun round up of recent celebrities and pop culture items that are being taught at colleges around the country. The list of classes include: “GaGa for Gaga: Sex, Gender and Identity” at the University of Virginia, “Twilight: The Text and the Fandom,” at California State University, San Marcos, and “Sex and The City and the Contemporary Woman,” at University of California, Berkeley. See the full list, HERE. (Roll Call is considering teaching a class at The Learning Annex on either the Art Of Britney’s Weave or The Science Behind Snooki’s Glow – stay tuned for course descriptions and book lists!)