ROLL CALL: Posh Does Target & Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans

Amy’s Itch: Did you see the photos that surfaced of Amy Winehouse looking alarmingly puffy in the face? It appears the singer has been thrown another speed bump, in the form of impetigo, a bacterial skin infection, Us reports. “Because of that, she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days,” her rep tells Us. Rest up Amy — and no scratching!

Win A Date With Scarlett: If you’re itching to land a date with Scarlett Johansson, hightail it over to eBay and start your bidding! The actress is auctioning two tickets to the premiere of her new film, “He’s Just Not That Into You,” where the lucky bidders will get to rub elbows with Scarlett and also possibly co-stars Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore and Ben Affleck. The charity auction benefits Oxfam, an international relief organization. And with only six bids so far, the highest being $152.50 (as of Roll Call’s press time Monday morning), you may have a good chance of winning. The auction ends March 12.

Miley’s New Crush: It appears Cyrus is crushing on Cabrera. The “Hannah Montana” star tells Us that she thinks, “Ryan Cabrera is really cute.” And it appears Miley has an insider in the Cabrera camp, “He’s a friend of my dad’s!” No word if Billy Ray will be playing cupid for his daughter in the near future.

Jessica & Tony’s Double Date: The starlet and the Quarterback doubled dated with pals CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison Saturday night, hitting up LA celeb-haunt, Villa, People reports. Jessica and Tony reportedly asked the DJ to pump up the feel good jams. “They requested really fun, ‘Sweet Home Alabama’-type things that everybody knows,” a fellow Villa patron tells the mag.

Posh Not Too Posh For Target: Gasp! Fashion Icon and all-around diva spotted in a discount store? Victoria Beckham was spotted in the strolling the aisles of the Los Angeles Target, Page Six reports. “She would have looked like just your average mom had it not been for the security team behind her.” Let’s hope we don’t find her in a K-Mart next week.