ROLL CALL: Robert Pattinson Buys Kristen Stewart $40,000 Birthday Present… And It’s A Pen! (Report)

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Not Something To Use While Signing For Packages: Robert Pattinson has reportedly paid a pretty penny ($40,000) for Kristen Stewart’s 23rd birthday present… and it’s just a pen! According to Britain’s Daily Star (via The Sun), the actor gave her a limited edition Bentley Crewe fountain pen. “Kristen has always collected pens, and has a variety of stylish ones,” a newspaper source claimed. “Rob decided to go big for her birthday this year and bought her a limited edition white gold Tibaldi Bentley Crewe fountain pen. He had her name specially engraved on it with the year and wording: ‘From R.’” The source added, “The pens have a two-tone 18-carat yellow gold nib covered in rhodium and ruthenium… The barrel is identical to Bentley’s dashboard used in their earliest car.” There are reportedly only 40 other pens like this in existence.

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Miley Works It In A Onesie!: Hollywood’s hottest new trend? The onesie! Miley Cyrus showed off her love of the onesie on Instagram, writing, “Don’t hate. Appreciate. #Chanel1Z”

Katy Got The Memo Too: Katy Perry is also a fan of the onesie. The singer was seen sporting the look (well almost, close enough!) in purple, while catching a flight.

More Retro Style Returns!: And it’s not just the onesie making style headlines – Tom Cruise ushered in the return of the turtleneck last night at the premiere of “Oblivion” (not to mention the grey on grey combo!)

— Jesse Spero