Your Dispatch of Royal Baby Shenanigans
Prince William and Kate’s baby announcement has sent Royal aficionados and Hollywood into a frenzy. Check out some of the best (and most absurd!) headlines about the heir to the throne!
Snooki’s Advice For Kate: New mom Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, who had her first baby, Lorenzo, with Jionni LaValle in September, is already offering up parenting and pregnancy advice for the Duchess. “It’s hard, but don’t stress out!” the “Jersey Shore” star told The New York Daily News. “Enjoy your pregnancy and be excited.” Adding, “Enjoy your time at home — or the castle, in her case — with the baby, especially the first few months. You’ll get to know him/her, keep them safe and fall more in love each day!” Roll Call would also like to add a tidbit that Snooki failed to pass on: keep the self-tanner away from the baby!
When The Whole World Is Up In Your Business: The folks at Gawker have come up with a timeline of when William and Kate might have conceived the Royal Baby. Was it in England or Asia? Check out their notions on that oh-so-TMI topic, HERE!
What Kind Of Parent Will Kate Be?: Let the further speculation begin! Us Weekly has an alleged “friend” of Kate, who is weighing in on what type of mom she might be. “Kate will be a firm but fair mother,” the friend told the mag. “Kate will let her children have fun and freedom, but she will also make sure they do what is best for them.” Maybe that will include telling her kids not to have friends who sound off to magazines!
The Royal Baby’s Pricy Wardrobe: The future Royal Baby will have plenty of high-end clothes, which, according to E! Online, will total up to $2 million for just the first year.
What Will The Royal Baby Be Named?: Bets are already being placed on what William and Kate might name the baby… Dianna, Charles, Frances and James are in the mix – but what name is has the best odds (according to Britain’s The Daily Mail)? Find out HERE!
-- Jesse Spero