ROLL CALL: Sean Young Explains Post-Oscars Arrest: ‘I Was Sober’; Blames ‘Postal’ Security Guard

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Sean Speaks: Actress Sean Young, who was arrested on Oscar Sunday at the Governor’s Ball, is speaking out. “I just want everyone to know that I was sober, extremely well behaved when a very stupid security guard went postal on me and then The Academy’s very stupid lawyer recommended a ‘private person’s arrest’ and I have grounds for a lawsuit against the Academy although I believe a public apology to me would be much better,” the actress wrote on Facebook, claiming she got “bruises on my arms” from the guard following her arrest. A few hours later, she updated her fans, writing, “Waiting on word from The Academy on a public apology. I think they have figured out it was in fact there security guards fault and may indeed feel they should issue an apology to me.” Sean was previously bounced from the DGA Awards in 2008, and – according to the Associated Press – tried to crash the Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2006. Award shows and Sean don’t seem to mix very well!

Rob & Kristen’s Pre-Oscar PDA!: In better award show news, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were reportedly “quite affectionate” with each other at WME’s pre-Oscar bash over the weekend. The usually shy couple was spotted laying on the PDA and acting “sweet with each other” at the party, which also had the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in attendance, People reported. Later, the couple was spotted having dinner at LA’s Il Covo, with four friends, including actress Mia Wasikowska.

“Hunger Games” Star Doesn’t Want “Twilight” Fame: Speaking of Kristen, Hollywood’s next hot franchise star – “Hunger Games” star Jennifer Lawrence – tells Glamour U.K. that she doesn’t want the attention that the stars of “The Twilight Saga” have received. “I look at Kristen Stewart now and I think, ‘I’d never want to be that famous,’” Jennifer told the mag. “I can’t imagine how I’d feel if all of a sudden my life was pandemonium.” She did, however, admit that she loves one new perk of being a big screen leading lady. “Just recently I started letting myself eat things from the minibar. When we were kids, we would never open the minibar. A $6 Snickers bar? But the other day I was in a hotel and I was staring at a Snickers bar, and I finally just ate it,” she told the mag. “Then it was like something in me snapped. I opened all these drinks. I thought: I can do it now. Now I’m all grown-up. I can eat things from the minibar.”

New Madge Song: Madonna has dropped another song from her upcoming album, “MDNA,” out on March 26. Her second single, “Girl Gone Wild,” was released yesterday, take a listen, HERE! Love it? Hate it? Roll Call is still undecided.

— Jesse Spero