ROLL CALL: Shia’s Ride Is Impounded & Simon’s Million Dollar Ride

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans

Sneak Peek At J.Lo’s Twins: In celebrity twin news, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s twins, Max and Emme, have made their magazine cover debut on People. J.Lo has her signature glow in the cover pics as she holds the two adorable sleeping twins. The proud new parents open up in this week’s issue, tackling everything from baby weight to infertility issues.

Shia’s Bad Day: After dealing with a warrant for his arrest for an unlawful smoking citation, Shia LaBeouf’s car was impounded for parking in front of a residential driveway, Page Six reports. The homeowner even left a stern typed note on the window of the actor’s car, which claims Shia bloked the entrance and exit for a building with over 100 residents. Unlawful smoking and now blocking driveways– Shia must be stopped!

Simon’s New Million Dollar Ride: After Paula Abdul claimed her fellow “Idol” judge spent a cool million on his new car, it turns out Paula was wrong — Simon Cowell actually spent almost $1.5 million on his Bugatti Veyron, Page Six reports. The car can reach speeds of over 250 miles per hour. Simon better be careful or he could go the way of Shia.

Celebs Turn Out For ‘Idol’: “American Idol” amped up its celeb-power on Tuesday’s show. Victoria Beckham showed up with her three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, according to AccessHollywood.com’s “Idol” guru, Laura Saltman (link to her blog here). Posh and the boys reportedly took to their feet and began to dance during Amanda Overmyer’s gravely take on “Back in the USSR,” OK! magazine noted, and Posh even held Cruz up for Brooke White’s rendition of “Here Comes the Sun.” Also on hand were Joely Fisher, Rumer Willis and our favorite semi-scripted reality stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who were reportedly greeted with, “Oh, look — it’s the king and queen themselves!” from the sassy “Idol” crowd.

Audrina’s Art: After topless photos surfaced of “Hills” star Audrina Patridge, the semi-scripted reality star took to her MySpace page in attempt to calm the fervor over her flashy pics, People reports. “I intended them to be artistic and not in any way provocative,” she writes of the topless photos. Adding, “I was naive, overly trusting of people and inexperienced. I thought that to be a model you had to be comfortable in front of the camera.” And by “model” we’re guessing she meant Maxim model?