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Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Birds Of A Reality Star Feather: We can barley stand the reality star power that came together this week when “Jersey Shore” quitter Angelina Pivarnick (who refused to sell T-shirts), “Real Housewives of New Jersey’s” Danielle Staub (who fans will remember was dubbed the “prostitution whore” by a co-star) and Dina Lohan (Lindsay’s mom) showed up at the Three-O Vodka’s Rangtang launch party in New York City – is this the best meet up in reality TV history or a further sign of the coming apocalypse?

Audrina’s New Rocker Guy Gets A “Hills” Role: Move over Justin Bobby – Audrina Patridge has a new man in the form pop rocker Ryan Cabrera. According to E! Online, Ryan was recently spotted filming scenes for the MTV reality series at Hollywood’s La Vida. Hmmm, if your show’s ratings are tanking (which they have been since Lauren Conrad’s departure), we’re not sure that a washed up pop star is the way to save it…just saying.

Axl & Scarlett Get Their Pong On!: Are Axl Rose and Scarlett Johansson pingpong BFFs? According to the New York Post’s Page Six, the rocker and the actress hit up NYC’s SpiN for a match this week. They have also been spotted recently spotted at the Box and the Boom Boom Room in NYC. We’re sure they are just friends – but where’s Scarlett’s husband, Ryan Reynolds, at?

The Gaga Scarecrow: Lady Gaga knows how to scare up headlines and buzz with her kooky red carpet ensembles – and now her Brit Awards outfit is scaring a few pesky birds. Britain’s Daily Mail reported that a farmer in England has created a scarecrow in Gaga’s likeness. “We put her up last week and she’s had a remarkable effect,” farmer Nigel Britten told the paper. “The birds must be terrified of her because they have stayed away.” Check out the Gaga scarecrow, HERE!