ROLL CALL: Tila Tequila Engaged To Johnson & Johnson Heiress?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Tila Tequila Finds Someone To Put A Ring On It: Tila Tequila has been known for her public stunts – and her possible latest took place last night on her uStream account where she announced her engagement to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. “This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!” she said in her video post. The happy couple then hit the red carpet Tuesday night at Snoop Dogg’s release party for “Malice N Wonderland” at Vanguard in Hollywood – in which we can only assume is the first of many weeks (or days) of engaged bliss together!

Aubrey O’Day Tries To Catch SamRo’s Eye: Speaking of Sapphic Hollywood shenanigans, admitted bisexual singer (and former Danity Kane band member) Aubrey O’Day was reportedly trying to catch Samanth Ronson’s eye this week while she DJ’d at Lavo in Las Vegas, The New York Post’s Page Six reported. “She was doing everything to get Samantha’s attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth,” a Page Six source claimed. “[But,] Samantha totally ignored her.” Aubrey – you need media-hungry crazy parents, a love of leggings and a diminishing movie career to catch SamRo’s eye!

Colin The Crooner!: And in more actors-who-happen-to-sing news, Colin Farrell is getting good buzz for his singing chops in the upcoming film “Crazy Heart.” “No one had heard him sing until he recorded with [composer and producer] T-Bone, but we assumed if he took the role that he probably could pull it off or he wouldn’t have accepted the role,” “Crazy Heart” producer Judy Cairo told E! Online’s Marc Malkin Tuesday night at the movie’s LA premiere. “His agent didn’t even know he could sing.” Actor, racy adult home moviemaker and now singer – it’s Hollywood’s new triple threat!

Shakira’s Paintings Don’t Lie: And continuing with the hidden talent theme – who knew that Shakira was a painter? “I used to paint fried eggs. I was in a phase,” the Columbian singer tells W in an upcoming issue of the mag, according to Page Six. Where can we get our hands on the Shakira egg painting!? We have a spot in AccessHollywood.com office that is begging for some egg-cellent “She Wolf” art!