ROLL CALL: Tina Fey: I’ve Sent Brad Pitt ‘100 Chunks Of My Hair’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Is Tina Fey Pitt Obsessed?: Tina Fey’s mission? To meet Brad Pitt! And according to People, the “30 Rock” star, who co-stars with Brad in the upcoming animated movie, “Megamind,” is doing everything she can to land some face-to-face time with the big screen hunk. “I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet at some point,” Tina told People at San Diego’s Comic-Con International on Thursday. “I’ve sent him over 100 letters saying that I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet. And 100 chunks of my hair. If that’s not a great gift, then one of us is crazy.” The actress, who was attending her first Comic-Con, told AccessHollywood.com’s Laura Saltman how she celebrated her inaugural trip to the convention. “I was a Comic-Con virgin until last night, when I made out with a guy a in Chewbacca costume…and then it turned out it was actually a lady in a Chewbacca costume!” Not to be outdone, Tina’s “Megamind” co-star, Will Ferrell, added, “I made out with a Na’vi!”

Darth Vader Makes A Withdrawal!: First he attempted to rule the universe using the dark side of The Force, and now – according to The New York Daily News – Darth Vader is robbing banks! The paper reported that a man dressed as the Sith lord held up a bank in Long Island, New York on Thursday. The bank is still reportedly trying to determine how much money the “Star Wars”-loving thief got away with. No word if Boba Fett was driving the getaway car.

Armani – Tanned & Way Too Naked: We’re not sure which is more disturbing about this photo of fashion designer Giorgio Armani… is it that he’s 76 and still working a man-thong? Or that he’s so orange? Sound off below!

Jeremy Piven Sinks It!: “Entourage” star Jeremy Piven has some serious basketball skills. The actor sunk an amazing shot from three stories up off a balcony in LA last night. See his amazing shot – that former Lakers star Rick Fox failed to make – HERE!