Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Get This Guy A Muzzle: Class act Brandon Davis – who is best known for calling Lindsay Lohan “fire crotch” – is reportedly flapping his big mouth again. According to numerous online sites (including The Huffington Post and Zap2It), Brandon Tweeted, “Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer.” Classy! The Tweet has since been removed and the account is not verified by the social media site – but if Brandon did say these things about Mischa – we’d like to remind him that he’s no Sam Worthington and his 15 minutes ended a long time ago – in fact, maybe it never even started!
Get This Girl The Rest of Her Dress!: Oh Rachel Bilson – you seem to have forgotten something – maybe the rest of your dress!? The actress stepped out on the red carpet for a screening of her new movie “Waiting for Forever,” and it appears she didn’t want to wait long enough for the designer to finish her gown – or maybe we’re just late on the bra-dress trend? Fab or flub? Tell us HERE!
Get A Room Altready!: Hollywood lothario Brody Jenner seems to have sealed the deal with Avril Lavigne – sealed with a hardcore facing sucking session in LA on Thursday. Aww, young budding Hollywood love between a reality TV himbo and a recent divorcee – we’re sure this won’t get “complicated.”
Get Carried Away!: A longer “Sex and The City 2” trailer? Yes please! A troubled marriage between Carrie and Mr. Big, lavish trips to Abu Dhabi, Miley Cyrus, a sultry Penelope Cruz – a pill popping Samantha! And don’t forget Liza Minnelli performing at a gay wedding… only 48 more days until it hits theaters! See the new trailer, HERE!