ROLL CALL: Young Hollywood Unleashed

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Milo Better Save His Cheerleader: “Heroes” co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 19, and Milo Ventimigla, 31, might not be the super hero couple we all thought they were. According to RadarOnline, Hayden was spotted with Jesse McCartney, 21, at Crown Bar in West Hollywood on Thursday, allegedly sitting on the singer’s lap while he kissed her neck. Following the lap smooch fest, Hayden reportedly did a “sexy dance in his lap.” The duo then hit the patio, where Jesse had his arm around Hayden the whole time. Well, even Peter Parker and Mary Jane had their issues.

Paul Walker Not Engaged To Teen: In more 30-year-olds-dating-teenagers news, despite tabloid reports that “2 Fast 2 Furious” star Paul Walker, 35, is engaged to his girlfriend Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell, 19, a source told JustJared that there is no engagement between the duo. Kudos to Paul — might be best to let the University of California, Santa Barbara co-ed graduate from college before walking down the aisle.

Ginnifer Goodwin Just Not That Into ‘Text Sex’: And in non-teen fad news, “He’s Just Not That Into You” star Ginnifer Goodwin told The New York Daily News that she does not enjoy text sex. “I’ve tried, but I’m just not into text sex.You only have a few lines to get your point across, and I don’t like that,” she told the paper. “I also don’t know who my text-sex partner is showing my messages to. I could be viewed as a text slut through no fault of my own.” And, now we know whose cell phones we’re not asking to borrow!

The Celeb Peach Pit: Unfortunately, LA doesn’t really have a “90210-esque” Peach Pit, where all of Hollywood hangs out together at any given time – oh wait, there’s Chateau Marmont! People spotted Scarlett Johansson and husband Ryan Reynolds at the West Hollywood hotspot this week joining Drew Barrymore and a male friend for drinks on the patio. And just a few seats away, Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, enjoyed a meal with brother Mark Ronson. Despite their complaints about the trials and tribulations of life in the spotlight, it turns out celebs do want to go where everybody knows their name after all.