The new season of “The Hills” kicked off Tuesday night and one half of the show’s most hated couple, Spencer Pratt, was busy revealing way too much information about his love life with wife Heidi Montag – along with taking swipes at Angelina Jolie, former “Hills” star Lauren Conrad, co-star Audrina Patridge and fellow reality star Kourtney Kardashian.
“Heidi’s mom had her when she was 19 years old, so she’s got this whole young mom theory that I just found out about. But I keep telling her, you can still be a young mom at 27 – chill out! She’s not having it though,” Spencer told The New York Post’s PopWrap on Tuesday when asked if the world should prepare for the coming of Speidi spawn.
“OK, I’m gonna get crass here – but we’re barely having sex because I’m scared that she’s gonna have a baby. That’s the level our marriage is on right now. I’m not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my n***,” he revealed.
As baby crazy as she is, Spencer said he doesn’t think Heidi would trick him into having a little Speidi-tot.
“She’s not the kind of person who would lie – she would just walk away and not answer the question,” he continued. “So yes, I’m very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently.”
And Spencer doesn’t think a baby would help him nab more headlines like it’s done for Kourtney Kardashian.
“Speidi is Barack and Michelle famous, not Kardashian famous,” he proclaimed.
As for his reputation for thriving on “bad press,” the reality star said he and Heidi are nothing when compared to Angelina Jolie.
“That word (sic – “phase”) should never have even been created. Remember when you were a kid and you’d make up words? ‘Bad press’ is equivalent to a made up word,” he ranted. “Look at Angelina Jolie. She can make out with her brother, have blood around her neck, talk graphic sex with her old boyfriend on the red carpet, steal America’s Sweetheart’s husband and get him to have babies with her. Then she turns around and is the face of UNICEF and a U.N. ambassador – and Speidi is the bad couple? Come on! I didn’t break up a marriage – how are we the villains in Hollywood? Give me a break.”
Spencer’s verbal tongue lashing didn’t stop with just Angelina – he also had some strong allegations concerning Lauren Conrad’s exit from “The Hills.”
“She quit ‘The Hills’ because Speidi was getting more famous than her. So she quit thinking the show would end, but she was wrong. Her ego ruined her life and her career – I pray for her every day and we’d all love for her to come back to ‘The Hills’ when she realizes her move didn’t work,” he continued. “She tried to put MTV over a barrel by demanding more money than God. But the network decided to give it to a more entertaining version of Lauren from ‘Laguna Beach!’”
When asked if LC – who just signed a deal to have her first novel adapted for the big screen – was actually let go by MTV, Spencer claimed, “I know it for a fact.”
The venom continued when asked about co-star Audrina Patridge’s plans to leave their MTV series to headline her own reality show.
“The day she can hold 22 minutes of content with her brain, is the day I’m walking on Mars with no oxygen tank barefoot,” he said. “Unfortunately, Audrina will have to wake up from that dream soon!”
As for his and Heidi’s future on MTV, fans should prepare themselves; Speidi is looking to last – for a very long time!
“We will be on as long as MTV will have us. For the next 100 years if possible!” Spencer said. “‘The Hills’ is the most powerful franchise I’ve ever witnessed and I will continue to do whatever’s humanly possible to maintain this level of entertainment!”