#10 — ”It’s the most romantic season ever.”
— ABC’s “The Bachelor”
The first of many annoying “most ever” assertions by host Chris Harrison heard every single season on the show (but never really true).
#9 — “Oh, its a cross between beautiful and gross. I want to cry and vomit!”
— NBC’s Kath and Kim
Craig Baker (Mikey Day) on witnessing the miracle of puppy birth.
#8 — “I would like to say I miss you French fries. I miss you so much. I’m sorry! It’s over between us.”
— Lifetime’s “Diet Tribe”
Contestant Megan Stewart to the cameras about the new diet regime she is following.
#7 — “That doctor — he needs his head examined that’s what he needs to do.”
— ABC’s “True Beauty”
Eliminated contestant Hadiyah’s reaction to receiving the lowest “beauty score” from a plastic surgeon of the ten contestants.
#6 — “Are you OK? Cause that sounds kind of whacked.”
— ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy”
Alex Karev (Justin Chambers) to Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) when she admits to him she has been seeing the ghost of her dead fiancé Denny (Jeffrey Dean Morgan).
#5 — “I now pronounce you man and wife. Amy and Ben Boykewich.”
— ABC Family’s “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager”
A justice of the peace to 15-year-old sweethearts Amy Juergens and Ben Boykewich who actually go through with getting married using fake IDs. Amy is pregnant with another schoolmate’s child.
#4 — “Thank you for telling me what I already know. You should work for The Huffington Post.”
— NBC’s “30 Rock”
Jack Donaghy to his mother’s new nurse Elisa (guest star Salma Hayek) after she examines his testicle and then tells him he should go see a doctor.
#3 – “I got to be honest I really didn’t know that there was this many black people in Beverly Hills.”
— CW’s “90210”
Dixon Wilson to classmate Christina at a Gospel Brunch thrown by her father.
#2 — “I do not think that you should be allowed to breed.”
— MTV’s “Rock of Love Charm School Reunion”
Sharon Osbourne just seconds before she threw a drink on bikini-clad contestant Megan Hauserman. Megan filed a police report after the special taped in December, claiming Sharon had grabbed her hair, scratched her, and pulled out part of her weave.
#1 — “McConaughey is not a syndrome. He is, however, one of our finest working actors. I recently learned how I can lose him in ten days.”
— ABC’s “Scrubs”
JD (Zach Braff) during rounds with his new group of interns at Sacred Heart Hospital.
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