Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans
Lindsay's Grandma Takes Out A Tree: We may have finally learned where Lindsay Lohan got her driving skills. Marilyn Lohan, the actress' Grandmother, drove her car into a tree and a pole, the New York Post reports. Michael Lohan told the newspaper she swerved to avoid a speeding car. Luckily, she was treated for her injuries at a local hospital and released. "Jesus kept her out of the grave today," Michael told the newspaper. And yet another Easter miracle!
Paris' Africa Party: You may be able to take the party girl out of Los Angeles, but the party will remain in Paris no matter what continent she is on. After lending her time to local school children, Paris whipped up a VIP party in honor of herself Friday in Johannesburg, South Africa, People reports. From the stage Paris gushed that she "loved South Africa, the accent and everyone." Let's hope Paris doesn't pull a Britney and start using a faux accent.
Spencer & Heidi's Easter PDA: Spring has sprung, and it appears it's having its effects on Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. While taking Spencer's niece, Ava, on an egg hunt Sunday, the couple indulged in some Easter PDA. Pratt pinned Heidi up against a tree, nuzzling her neck, while clutching a plush Easter bunny, reports Us Weekly. Look away little Ava, look away! (Did we mention Spencer and Heidi wore matching bunny ears during their public Easter nuzzle-fest?)
Lauren Conrad Is Serious: In more "Hills" news, LC is speaking out about her clothing line and people's misperceptions about her a designer. "I'm sure a lot of people don't take me seriously," she told the Wall Street Journal in regards to her new fashion venture. But she says her fashion line is where her heart is, even if it's not helping her bank account. "I spend the most amount of time on the line, and it's the thing that makes me the least amount of money." We're most shocked that LC and someone from the Wall Street Journal were in the same room, talking to each other.
Kristin's Love For Audrina: In yet more "Hills" news (can we ever really get enough?), Kristin Cavallari is speaking out on Audrina Patridge's topless photos. "She can move on from it," Kristin told Us Magazine. "She's young, she did her thing, whatever." Plus, Kristin thinks Audrina's photos showed off the "Hills" star's best features. "She looks good. Her body is bangin'!" Could anyone ask for a better endorsement?