ROLL CALL: ‘Hills’ Star Sailing To New Port

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“The Hills” Sailing To New Port: In one of the worst kept reality TV secrets of late, it’s now official that “Hills” star Whitney Port is getting her own spin-off from the semi-scripted MTV reality show that made her famous. This time, cameras will be following her life in New York as she goes to work for designed Diane von Furstenberg, E! reports. Sounds like she’s getting as far away from the LA drama as she can – not a bad move! Hey, maybe Audrina should follow her there?!

Brangelina Gives Again: Do they ever stop? The uber-generous Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie announced a $1 million donation to Human Rights Watch, to fund research and advocacy in Zimbabwe and Burma, Ecorazzi.com reports. This, following Brad’s $100,000 donation last week to “No on Proposition 8” in California, to keep gay marriage legal. Hey, it’s all in a day’s work for Hollywood’s most conscientious couple!

Britney Single Pushed Back: Britney Spears’ new single, “Womanizer,” is keeping its hands to itself after having its radio release pushed back, E! reports. No reason “why” has been given, but leaked Internet versions of the song sounds very “Britney-esque.” No word yet on if super-womanizing paparazzo Adnan Ghalib may be appearing in the music video.

Bond No Longer “Shaken”: There’ll be no martinis for James Bond in “Quantum of Solace,” which hits theaters this November, The Independent reports – the producers have ditched the famous line “shaken, not stirred,” and 007 won’t be introducing himself as “Bond, James Bond,” either. Rats! What’s next? He’s no longer a womanizer, neither?! Britney would be disappointed.