ROLL CALL: Ke$ha Vs. Britney! – ‘If You Are Going To Be A Singer, You Should Sing!’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Ke$ha Vs. Britney!: Ke$ha, who sang with Britney Spears on “Leather And Lace,” is calling out the pop princess for lip-syncing. “I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans,” Ke$ha told Scotland’s Daily Record on Wednesday when asked about Brit’s alleged concert lip-syncing. “I have been up at three in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime. It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans… when I am singing I may sound sh*t sometimes, but at least you’ll know I’m singing.” Meow!

Does Jeremy Renner Want Some “Sexual Napalm?”: Does Jessica Simpson – who John Mayer affectionately dubbed “Sexual Napalm” in Rolling Stone – have a new man after her? According to People, “The Hurt Locker’s” Jeremy Renner was getting friendly with the pop star recently at a party at producer Guy Oseary’s home. “Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy,” a People source claimed. “They were really flirting up a storm… Jessica loved it!” According to the mag, the duo exchanged numbers after the party!

Jeremy Renner Is Taking His Mom (Or Ben Affleck) To The Oscars: And in more Jeremy news, the actor told Ben Affleck that he’s taking his mom as his date to the Academy Awards during in an interview on Oprah Winfrey’s Oscar special, but that he also wouldn’t mind Ben having on his arm. “If my mom’s sick, will you be my date?” Jeremy asked Ben. “I have a feeling your mom will drag herself out,” Ben said. “But I’ll wear a dress for you. It will have to be big dress, I’ll have to wear a big gal dress, but I can do it!” See more Jeremy and Ben’s bromantcial chat, HERE!

Vienna Just Can’t Bare The Sight Of Jake: Oh Vienna, we’d close our eyes in shame too if we’d agreed to marry a guy who can’t match his horrendous cell phone caddy with his bad belt and shoes! And don’t get us started on those light blue mid 90’s tattered jeans you have on Jake!

LiLo – Not One To Be Left Behind: And lastly, Lindsay Lohan wants the world to know she’s still here – and still has some junk in her trunk. Lilo, we can’t help but think it’s probably best to keep your clothes on! XOXO- Roll Call!