ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan Reunites With Samantha Ronson

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo & SamRo Reunite!: Just a week before Lindsay Lohan is due to turn herself in to serve 90 days in jail for violating her probation, the actress has reunited with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. According to TMZ, the former girlfriends went out for sushi on Sunday night at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills. Check out the duo – who both looked surprisingly chipper (considering recent events) – HERE!

LiLo Drops Song – Is Anyone Still Listening?: In all of the crazy LiLo court drama last week, we missed her alleged new leaked song, “Too Young To Die,” which New York Mag has posted for your listening pleasure. With lyrics like “Hit by a train / falling from a building … Crashing my car, coming flying through the windshield / Falling in love with ya, I’m gonna get me killed / I’m too young to die,” we’re already a reluctant fan of this pop train wreck! Listen to LiLo’s alleged new song, HERE!

“Housewife” Danielle Staub Called Out Over Alleged Lesbian Relationship!: Are you ready for the big showdown tonight on “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” in which, according to previews, Danielle Staub brawls with co-star Teresa Guidice!? To wet your “Housewives” whistle, “Housewife” Kim Granatell, AKA Kim G, is sounding off to the New York Post’s PopWrap.com about Danielle Staub alleged lesbian tendencies. “The gay community is a big part of our audience – so that’s just her doing damage control after the whole f***ot incident with Tommy. This whole lesbian thing is to show the community that she is an advocate, but where was she during the [Gay Pride] parade? I was there. She’ll move on,” Kim G told PopWrap. “It’s very sad how hard it is for her to maintain a relationship because I don’t think she’s capable of one – she doesn’t have the qualities to have one. Male/female, it doesn’t matter.” See a preview of tonight’s Bridge & Tunnel brawl, HERE!

Jessica Wraps It Up!: Jessica Simpson is letting the whole world know all about her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. She was spotted marking her territory all over him (with her legs and lips!) on the Isle of Capri in Italy on Sunday. Sound off below! Is this just a fling for Jess or the real deal? See the lovebirds, HERE!