ROLL CALL: Reality Stars Get A Reality Check At Sundance

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

“I Don’t Have A Jon Gosselin Or Stephanie Pratt On The List”: They might be big enough for the covers of gossip mags, but Jon Gosselin and “The Hills” star Stephanie Pratt were pretty much non-celebs in Park City, Utah, at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival. According to The New York Post’s Page Six, Stephanie was told she could only bring in two guests from her massive entourage to Tao at The Lift on Sunday night. “She created a scene at the door and was told to go in or be booted. She went inside pouting with two friends, leaving the rest outside,” a Page Six spy claimed. A rep for the starlet told the paper, “She was with her best friend. She was enjoying herself.” Also snubbed, Jon Gosselin, who reportedly waited in line in the freezing cold for 20 minutes before they let him inside the club. No word if it was his history with Ed Hardy bedazzled clothes that caused the hold up.

Did Snooki Snub Springer?: One might think that “Jersey Shore’s” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jerry Springer would come together like the self-described guidette and a fresh jar of pickles – but according to Page Six, Snooki is too classy for him! Jerry reportedly wanted an introduction to the pint-sized self-tanning expert while recently dining at Shrine at Foxwoods in Connecticut, but Snooki said, ‘Fuggedaboutit!’ “I am way classier than that. We are not ‘The Hills,’” she reportedly said. Springer’s rep told the paper, “He never even knew the ‘Jersey Shore’ kids were there.” We find it hard to believe that he didn’t see the glow emanating from her lovely orange face!

See Classy Snooki In Action: And speaking of Snooki being “classier” than “The Hills” stars – The Princess of Poughkeepsie Tweeted, “Lmao woopsies” and posted a clip of one of her finer moments (the fun happens at 18 seconds in)… see it, HERE! And we agree, “woopsies” indeed!

“Housewives” Closet Sale!: In case you ever wanted some of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak’s old clothes – now you’re in luck! The “Tardy for the Party” singer is selling her some of he old rags in her new eBay store, Kim Z Couture Closet. At press time Kim had five gowns ranging from starting prices of $1,000 to $2,000 – all of which had zero bids. No word if Big Poppa gets the money – when and if – these things sell. And also no word if clothes come with her trademark scent of cigarettes and white wine!